FILK: Hogwarts Dream Rhapsody

[bluesqueak]

No: HPFGUIDX 45037

Hogwarts Dream Rhapsody

[based on the recent discussion about whether the Wizarding World 
really existed, or was just a fantasy of Harry's while he was living 
in his cupboard with the Dursleys]

To the tune of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody." 

(Can't find a link, I'm afraid, but where have you been living for 
the past 20 years if you don't know it? In a cupboard? [grin])



[Harry, lying on his bed in his cupboard, alone]

Harry: 		Is this a dream world
		Hogwarts just fantasy?
		Lost in a cupboard
		One escape from reality.

		Closing my eyes
		Fly up to the skies.
		I'm free!

		I'm such a strong boy 
		I'll need no sympathy,

[He picks up a sheet of paper and starts writing]

		Because I'm thinking up
			writing down
			dreaming some
			dreaming all.

		Any way the plot goes
		It all really matters
		To me
		To me.

		Mother, just killed you off.
		The car crash sounded dull
		Voldemort A.K'd you all.
	
		Father, not writing for fun,
		Just I'm not gonna throw my life away.

		Mother,ooo ooooh
		Didn't mean to make me cry.
		You'll not come back again
		It's such a sorrow.

		Carry on
		Carry on
		Because all this really matters.

	[Instrumental]

		Hogwarts
		Your time has come.
		There's trouble down the line,
		Evil's coming all the time.

		Goodbye Little Whingeing,
		I've got to go.
		I will leave you all behind,
		Create my truth.

[The ghostly forms of characters from the books appear around Harry]

Harry:		Father, ooo ooooh
Characters: 	(Any way the plot goes.)
Harry:		Wish you hadn't died
		The Dursley's wish I'd never been born at all.

	[Instrumental]

Harry:		I see a shining silhouetto of a man;
		Dumbledore, Dumbledore
		Priori Incantatem

		Voldemort and graveyards
		Very very frightening be.


Harry:		Quidditch playing 
Characters: 	Quidditch playing
Harry:		Quidditch playing 
Characters: 	Quidditch playing
Harry:		Quidditch playing
Characters:	Dementor!
Harry:		McGonagall!

Harry:		I'm just a poor boy
		Nobody loves me

		I'll be a wizard
		From a rich family

		Creating my life
		In a rich fantasy!

		Thinking up
		Writing down
		Will I let you go?

		Wizard world
		No, I will not let you go.

[From outside the cupboard the Dursley's sing]

Dursleys:	Let it go!
Harry:		Wizard world,
		I will not let you go!
Dursleys: 	Let it go!
Harry:		Wizard world,
		I will not let you go!
Dursleys:	Let it go!

Harry:		Will not let it go!
Dursleys:	Let it go!
Harry: 		Never, never,never, never, never, never.
Dursleys:	Let it go!
Harry: 		No, no, no, no, no, no,no.

Harry:		Oh Dumbledore, Dumbledore,
		Dumbledore help me now.
		Uncle Vernon has 
		a care home put aside for me,
		For me
		For me
		For meee!

	[Instrumental]

Harry [to Dursleys]:
		So you think you can snub me
		Not look in my eye!
		So you think you can hate me
		And want me to die!

		Oh, Dursleys
		Can't do this to me Dursleys.
		I've gotta way out.
		I've gotta way right out of here.

	[Instrumental]

Characters:	Oh, yeah.
		Oh, yeah.

	[Instrumental]

Harry:		Hogwarts really matters,
		Anyone can see.
		Hogwarts really matters,
		Hogwarts really matters to me.

[Piano instrumental as the characters who'll be in Book 5 appear 
around Harry as he writes furiously.]

Characters (softly): 	
                Any way the plot goes.


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