The Creepy Dark Lord from ‘bania (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 45292

The Creepy Dark Lord from `bania

(To the tune of The Crazy Old Man from China, a song I learned in 
the second grade, but which is probably too politically incorrect 
and ethnically insensitive for today's youth)

Dedicated to Gail B.


THE SCENE. Knockturn Alley. Enter PETER PETTIGREW

PETER
Lord Voldy he told me to get him snake milk
Oh gee I don' wanna
I got him some milk and he sang me a filk
The creepy Dark Lord from `bania 

The Dark Lord he told me he'll put me to use
Oh gee I don' wanna
So he put me to use cooking Harry P's goose
The creepy Dark Lord from `bania

The Dark Lord he told me to turn `roun' his chair
Oh gee I don' wanna
So I turn roun' his chair and a Muggle died there
The creepy Dark Lord from `bania

Lord Voldy he told me to give him a hand
Oh gee I don' wanna
So I gave him a hand and I saw him expand
The creepy Dark Lord from `bania

Lord Voldy he told me, bring Potter to him
Oh gee I don' wanna
I bought Potter to him and he gave me a limb
The creepy Dark Lord from `bania

Lord Voldy he told me, HP now unite
Oh gee I don' wanna
So HP I untie, and his wand raised him high
The creepy Dark Lord from `bania

Lord Voldy he told me, just wait'll Book Five
Oh gee I don' wanna
When he's in Book Five he will once more connive
The creepy Dark Lord from `bania

  - CMC (who just can't resist making obvious puns about Pettigrew's 
hands)

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