FILK: Dumbledore's Side

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No: HPFGUIDX 45422

Dumbledore's Side
to the tune of "Maggie's Farm" by Bob Dylan
dedicated to the SYCOPHANTS

Scene: Sometime circa 1980, Peter Pettigrew decides to switch teams.

PETER:
I ain't gonna work for Dumbledore's side no more.
No, I ain't gonna work for Dumbledore's side no more.
Well, I hate the way he lectures 'bout doing what is right,
Dragging everyone around him into a losing fight.
There's no way he'll defeat Voldemort.
No, I ain't gonna work for Dumbledore's side no more.

I ain't gonna work with Sirius Black no more.
No, I ain't gonna work with Sirius Black no more.
Well, he's always strutting 'round with that stupid flying bike.
I think to Azkaban he should take a one-way hike.
Dumb git has no idea what's in store.
No, I ain't gonna work with Sirius Black no more.

I ain't gonna work with Remus Lupin no more.
No, I ain't gonna work with Remus Lupin no more.
Well, he's always so damn noble, it makes me want to blow,
What's he getting out of it, I swear I just don't know.
The fool has picked the wrong side in this war.
No, I ain't gonna work with Remus Lupin no more.

I ain't gonna work with James and Lily no more.
No, I ain't gonna work with James and Lily no more.
Well, I used to be their friend, but now I'm in too deep.
They're morons if they think their secret I will keep.
They should've gone with Sirius or Dumbledore.
No, I ain't gonna work with James and Lily no more.

I ain't gonna work for Dumbledore's side no more.
No, I ain't gonna work for Dumbledore's side no more.
Well, everybody thinks I'm too weak to be a threat,
I'm gonna teach them not to underestimate a rat.
It'll be too late by the time they learn the score.
No, I ain't gonna work for Dumbledore's side no more.

Peter turns into a rat and slinks away.

Marina
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