TBAY: Some can(n)on for you
bluesqueak
pipdowns at etchells0.demon.co.uk
Fri Oct 18 21:33:02 UTC 2002
No: HPFGUIDX 45528
Pip!Squeak looks up from her intensive cataloguing and notices
Pippin dancing around outside the Safe house. She appears to have
one, very small cannon with her.
"Look at that! " says Melody. "One of the wheels is hanging off!
She's misquoted it!"
Pipsqueak sighs deeply. This battle has got pretty vicious, she
thinks. Especially in the middle of building the TBAY flood
defences. However, it probably is time to get the can(n)on for the
Safe House rolled out and placed for proper defence.
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Some Facts about references to:
[1] Undercover Agents.
I define these as people definitely confirmed in canon as having
been acting `undercover' (pretending to be a person they are not, or
adopting a persona they do not have) according to a plan by
Voldemort, or Dumbledore.
Note that Mrs Figg, who is assumed by 99% of the list to have been
acting as Harry's undercover bodyguard, is not included she is not
yet confirmed as Arabella Figg of the `old crowd'. Until she is so
confirmed, Dumbledore has no *confirmed* undercover agents;
speculate as we may.
Equally, Lucius Malfoy, is not confirmed as acting for Voldemort
in fact, if we make the *assumption* that Voldemort was telling the
truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth in the Graveyard
Scene, then canon is against Malfoy being an active
Voldemort `agent'.
Note that `Voldemort is telling the truth' IS an assumption, not
canon he is detected as a liar in PS/SS (fight against Harry) and
in FBAWTFT where it is revealed that there are no such things as
werewolf pups.
There is good evidence that Voldemort is using undercover agents in
the Voldemort wars Phase II.
*PS/SS*
Quirrel. The turban does not appear until the feast at Hogwarts
(except in TMTMNBN). When he tries to steal the Stone from
Gringotts, he is acting of his own free will to perform a Voldemort
plan. His adopting of `poor, stuttering Professor Quirrel' persona
places him firmly in the `Undercover Agent' category.
[Hagrid is acting as an `agent' for a secret plan by Dumbledore (ie
hiding the Stone in Hogwarts) when he gets the Stone out of
Gringott's, but it's hard to imagine anyone LESS `undercover']
*CoS*
None confirmed.
Ginny Weasley is ensorcelled, and thus not acting of her own free
will it is also not confirmed in canon that planting the diary WAS
a Voldemort plan.
*PoA*
None confirmed.
Peter Pettigrew is definitely undercover, but is (probably) not
acting according to a Voldemort plan.
*GoF*
Crouch Jr, acting as Alistair Moody.
[2] Persons confirmed as acting as spies or informers for either
Voldemort or Dumbledore.
The definition of `spy or informer' is that they *knowingly* passed
information to either Voldemort or Dumbledore, without revealing
that they were so doing to the other side.
Bagman is thus not included in this category, as it is not yet
confirmed in canon that he *knew* the information he passed on went
to Voldemort. He could just have been incredibly stupid, after all.
[grin].
Equally Draco Malfoy, who is confirmed in canon as giving his father
information about Hogwarts is not included; there is no strict canon
evidence that this information is passed on to Voldemort, or that
Draco would have any idea that it is being passed on to Voldemort if
it is.
Karkaroff is also not included,as his information was given in
rather public circumstances.
*PS/SS*
None confirmed.
*CoS*
None confirmed.
*PoA*
Peter Pettigrew, AKA Wormtail, in the Voldemort wars Phase I.
*GoF*
Augustus Rookwood, in the Voldemort wars Phase I (for Voldemort)
Severus Snape, in the Voldemort wars Phase I (for Dumbledore)
Note that there are currently *no* confirmed spies or informers on
*either* side in the Voldemort wars Phase II. There are confirmed
DE's, but it is not yet confirmed in canon that they have been
secretly passing information to Voldemort
.Equally, as I will show
below, it is confirmed that Dumbledore is using `intelligence' in
Phase II, but it is not yet confirmed that his sources are `spies or
informers' according to the definition above.
[3]References to Spies and `Intelligence' in Canon.
Note that `Intelligence' is not necessarily gathered by active
spies, even in the real world.
*PS/SS*
No references to Dumbledore or Voldemort using spies, intelligence
or trying in any way to find out what the other side is up to.
[Note that Snape does try to find out what Quirrel is up to, but it
is not confirmed in canon that he was acting for Dumbledore].
*CoS*
"
my sources tell me that he [Lord Voldemort] is currently hiding in
the forests of Albania" [Dumbledore, Ch. 18, p. 242, UK paperback]
Note that while this is not proof that Dumbledore is using `spies or
informers' it is proof that he is collecting `intelligence'
[information] on Voldemort.
No references to Voldemort collecting information or using spies.
*PoA*
Fudge: "Dumbledore, who was of course working tirelessly against You-
Know-Who, had a number of useful spies." [PoA, Chapter 10, UK
hardback, p.152]
[note that Fudge refers to Dumbledore having spies, plural.]
"He [Dumbledore] was sure that somebody close to the Potters had
been keeping You-Know-Who informed of their movements." Said
Professor McGonagall darkly. "Indeed, he had suspected for some time
that someone on our side had turned traitor and was passing a lot of
information to You-Know-Who."
[PoA, Ch. 10, UK hardback, p. 153. The `somebody' is later confirmed
as Peter Pettigrew spying for Voldemort, not Sirius Black as
McGonagall assumes here.]
Black: [accusing Peter Pettigrew of being a spy for
Voldemort]. "You'd been passing information to him for a year before
Lily and James died! You were his spy!"
[ PoA p.274, Ch. 19, UK hardback.]
*GoF*
Karkaroff: "Rookwood, who was a spy, and passed He Who Must Not Be
Named useful information from inside the Ministry itself!
he used
a network of well-placed wizards, both inside the Ministry and out
to collect information - " [ GoF, UK hardback, Ch.30 p.512]
Dumbledore: "Severus Snape
rejoined our side before Lord
Voldemort's downfall and turned spy for us
" [GoF, UK hardback,
Ch.30 p.513]
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The Pipsqueak finishes, sighs, and turns to Melody. "How many canon
is that?" She asks.
"Uh." Says Melody. Two confirmed secret agents, three confirmed
spies, mentions of `a number of useful spies for Dumbledore' in
Phase I and `a network of wizards collecting information run by
Rookwood' for Voldemort in Phase I. That's
seven definite,
absolutely confirmed canons that spies play a role in the Wizarding
World, including two references to Dumbledore running a network of
spies in Phase I, and that interesting reference to `my sources' in
Phase II."
"The secret agents play a major role in PS/SS and GoF" says Grey
Wolf. "And the denoument in PoA revolves around discovering who was
the real spy on the Potters. Those are big canons."
"Yes, they are. But you have to be fair, Melody." Says the
Pipsqueak. " Sources do not necessarily equal spies. Dumbledore
*could* have had a `light on the road to Damascus' moment between
Phase I and Phase II and become Pippin's chivalrous knight who
prefers stumbling blindly into battles."
Grey Wolf and Melody stare at the Pipsqueak. Who shrugs.
"Sorry." She says. "But the tone of some of the recent attacks have
been getting to me. Suggesting the Safe House has no right to exist
is, frankly, a bit ridiculous. It has some very solid canon to
defend itself with. "
"You haven't mentioned the DISHWASHER." Says Melody.
"Why should I?" says the Pipsqueak. The DISHWASHER has two major
posts
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/39662
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/40044
plus nearly two hundred posts arguing for and against it. Ridiculous
claims about `circular reasoning' and `based on faith'
notwithstanding, the only thing that's going to knock the DISHWASHER
out of the Safe House is some nice solid canon in Book 5."
Grey Wolf, Melody and Pipsqueak all look nervously towards the sea
front at the mention of Book 5.
"Yes, it's coming." Says the Pipsqueak quietly. "The BOOK FIVE will
have enough canon to blast half the Bay out of the water. It's
entirely possible a stray shot might hit the DISHWASHER. Or
LOLLIPOPS. Or even the PRESSURE COOKER."
"But not the Safe House" says Grey Wolf. "We have canon."
"Indeed." Says the Pipsqueak. "So if you don't mind, I think I'll
get back to the cataloguing I'm doing for the Flood Defenses.
Pip
A comment for the `Dumbledore is always truthful' crowd.
"The truth. Dumbledore sighed. "It is a beautiful and terrible
thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution."
[PS/SS Ch. 17, p. 216 UK paperback].
Think about it. [grin].
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