{FILK} Eccentric

[Nicole L.]

No: HPFGUIDX 45867

(To the tune of "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette)

Dedicated to Grey Wolf.  Even though I dont agree
with your pet theory, I cant help but admire the
tenacity with which you defend it.  This filks for
you!

DUMBLEDORE (Resplendent in scarlet robes as he stands
with his hands behind his back, staring
contemplatively out of his office window.)

An old wiz, greatest alive
Done work with alchemy and blood of dragons
Im a wise old guy, beat Dark Lords minions
Defeated Grindlewald back in 45
But arent I eccentricdont you think?

Told Harry I really like socks
My fave room is chock full o chamber pots
I really enjoy those sherbet lemon drops
Im one crazy guy..ravin mad

Got a pet phoenix by the name of Fawkes
To teach DADA class, hired that Goldilocks
Told Pomfrey she had to let a big black dog
Stand guard by Harrys bed.  She thought, 
"Well isnt he odd?"
And arent I eccentricdont you think?

Repeat chorus

Well I have a funny way of allowing children
Who are young to face grave danger and then hoping for

  the best
And I have a funny way of preparing them and
Then when everythings gone wrong hoping it wont blow

  up 
In my face

And is it a plan made by the author
Is it possible its MAGIC DISHWASHER?
Could I be yet one more, a surprise animagus?  
If so, could it be my names Fawkes
My supposed loyal pet phoenix
And arent I eccentricdont you think?
A little too eccentricIm really crazy

Repeat chorus

And yeah well I have a funny way of risking these 
  children
And I have a funny, funny way of preparing them
Preparing them

~Nicole, who worked so hard at composing this filk
while she was "working" today.  :)

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      "You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed.  
        "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name.  
  But we're not stupid--we know we're called Gred and Forge." 

      Chapter 12, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"
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