Ced Diggory! [filk]

[Lilac]

No: HPFGUIDX 45960


Ced Diggory!

A filk by Lilac to the tune of _Hot Diggity!_ sung by Perry Como (but you might remember some Oscar Meyer commercials from the 70's or 80's with this same tune)

listen to the original at...

http://www.buffnet.net/~ambrosia/page7.htm

 



Dedicated to Jessica aka "Moonstruck"

 

The Scene: (POA) The Gryffindor Quidditch Team’s Locker Room. Oliver Wood is talking about the last minute switch from playing Slytherin to playing Hufflepuff (because of Malfoy’s "injury")... 

"They’ve got a new Captain and Seeker, Cedric Diggory –"

Angelina, Alicia and Katie suddenly giggled.

"What?" said Wood, frowning at this lighthearted behavior.

A fun, polka-type song suddenly starts playing out of nowhere. The three girls stand up, face the team, and begin to sway back and forth together to the beat.

 

ANGELINA, ALICIA & KATIE:

Oh, Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

Oh yes, definitely! Cedric Diggory!

Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

How I wish he were mine!

 

ANGELINA:

He’s that tall, handsome, good-looking guy, by the way

Kinda shy, by the way -- makes me sigh, by the way

All the witches adore his gray eyes, by the way

We say, "Oh, how I wish he were mine!"

 

ANGELINA, ALICIA & KATIE:

Oh, Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

Oh yes, definitely! Cedric Diggory!

Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

How I wish he were mine!



 

KATIE:

He’s that strong, silent type Hufflepuff, by the way

Pretty buff, by the way -- up to snuff, by the way

Yes, the witches like him sure enough, by the way

We say, "Oh, how I wish he were mine!"

Oh, Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

Oh yes, definitely! Cedric Diggory!

Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

How I wish he were mine!

 

During the time it takes for this musical interlude, Fred does

a silly dance to the music as he makes his way over to the 

girls.  As soon as he gets in front of them, he gets right in 

their faces and sings:

FRED:

He is silent because he is thick, by the way

As a brick, by the way -- ain’t too quick, by the way



(Turns to face Oliver)

Wood, this game will be such a picnic, by the way

 

ANGELINA, ALICIA & KATIE:

You’re just jealous because he’s divine!

 

Oh, Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

Oh yes, definitely! Cedric Diggory!

Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

How I wish he were mine!



 

Oh, Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me



 

FRED (very irritated by now):

Oh, go build him a shrine!!!



 

ANGELINA, ALICIA & KATIE (ignoring him):

Ced Diggory, Ced Diggory -- Oooh! What you do to me

How I wish he were mine!

(Spoken, almost like a sigh)

AH, CED!!



 

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"Professor, can you show me that blocking thing again?"

Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder.  "Just do what I did, Harry!"

"What, drop my wand?"

 --Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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