A-Va-Da, Ke-Da-Vra (a filk by Ellen A.)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 45963

Ellen asked me to forward this filk to HP4GU, in time for the 
holidays. ("I love this time of year - everyone is so full of joy 
and goodwill," as Linus once said while proselytizing for the Great 
Pumpkin).

A-Va-Da, Ke-Da-Vra
A Filk by Ellen Anglin


To the tune of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by John Lennon &, Paul McCartney

Hear the original at:

http://www.geocities.com/michellesrockinatoz/RealAudio.html

Voldemort's a Dark Lord, power on the rise,
Albus is a leader for the light
The Potters are the subject of a prophecy,
And on Halloween there's gonna be a fight,

A-va-da, Ke-da-vra, your life's gone, Ha!
Give it up cuz' your life's done!
A-va-da, Ke-da-vra, your life's gone, Ha!
A flash of green and life is done!

Voldy takes the Knight Bus to a hollow dark
Has some special magic up his sleeve
Gonna share it with the Potters so he blasts the door
And as he gives it to them he is heard to sing;

A-va-da, Ke-da-vra, your life's gone, Ha!
Give it up cuz' your life's done!
A-va-da, Ke-da-vra, your life's gone, Ha!
A cold high laugh, your life is done!

Thus Ol' Voldy invaded the Potters home,
Set on killing James and his kid
Tho Lily he might let alone....
(Mbaha ha ha ha ha ha!)

Ol' Voldy zapped the father with a flourish grand, 
Turned to do the same to James young heir,
But Lily chose that moment for to make her stand
"No Not Harry!" Oh the Dark Lord best beware....

A-va-da, Ke-da-vra, your life's gone, Ha!
Give it up cuz' your life's done! 
A-va-da, Ke-da-vra, your life's gone, Ha!
You foolish girl, your life is done!

With a flash of green the fatal spell was cast
Bouncin'off the child, the spell went wild
And Voldy succumbed to the blast!
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

Yeah, happy ever, word spreads wide and far
Fireworks and dancing in the street,
Celebrate the infant with the lightning scar
Toast him for the Evil Lord's defeat!

Yeah, A-va-da, Ke-da-vra, Voldys gone, Ha!
Give a cheer! The dark reigns done!
A-va-da, Ke-da-vra, Poof! He's gone!, 
Ha!                              (I
A flash of green and Voldy's gone!!

Sing out and Shout Huzzah!
Here's to the Boy Who Lived!

[Thank you, uh, ha ha ha!]


   - Ellen Anglin, the Pottering Beekeeper