[FILK] Skip to the Loo

[Lilac]

No: HPFGUIDX 43517


SKIP TO THE LOO WITH HARRY

(to the tune of _Skip to My Lou_)







http://www.hendersonville-pd.org/nurseryskip.html

 

Dedicated to my husband, Robert, who swears HE invented the phrase "Skip to the Loo", even though he's not Brittish.

 

HERMIONE

Disembodied voices, what should we do?

Petrified felines, what should we do?

Threatening messages, what should we do?

RON

Skip to the loo with Harry



TRIO

Skip, skip, skip to the loo 

Skip, skip, skip to the loo

Skip, skip, skip to the loo

Skip to the loo with Harry



HARRY

Must investigate in the loo

Myrtle interrogate in the loo

Scorch marks, water puddles are some clues

RON

Clues by the loo with Harry



TRIO

Clues, clues, clues by the loo

Clues, clues, clues by the loo

Clues, clues, clues by the loo

Clues by the loo with Harry

RON (sarcastically)

Hates squibs and mudbloods, do you know who?

HARRY

Sounds like Malfoy, but how to prove? 

HERMIONE

I'll bet we have to break lots of rules

Break lots of rules with Harry



TRIO

Break, break, break lots of rules

Break, break, break lots of rules

Break, break, break lots of rules

Break lots of rules with Harry



HERMIONE

Oh! I know! We'll make polyjuice!

Mix it up right here in the loo!

I'll make my waterproof fire here, too.

Brew in the Loo with Harry

TRIO

Brew, brew, brew in the loo

Brew, brew, brew in the loo

Brew, brew, brew in the loo

Brew in the loo with Harry



HERMIONE (as she puts in the ingredients)

Lacewing flies and leeches, too.

Fluxweed picked on a bright full moon.

Powdered horn of bicorn, too.

Stirring the brew with Harry.

TRIO

Stir, stir, stirring the brew

Stir, stir, stirring the brew

Stir, stir, stirring the brew

Stirring the brew with Harry.



HERMIONE

Shredded skin of boomslang, oooohhh.

And bits of who you change into

RON

Tell me not Crabbe's toenails, eeeewwww!

Eeeww! in the loo with Harry



TRIO

Eeeww! Eeeww! Eeeww! in the loo.

Eeeww! Eeeww! Eeeww! in the loo.

Eeeww! Eeeww! Eeeww! in the loo.

Eeeww! in the loo with Harry



HARRY

Smells like rotten cabbage stew

Looks like greasy, slimy goo

RON

Should've knocked Malfoy off his broom

Than drink the brew here, Harry 



TRIO

Drink, drink, drinking the brew

Drink, drink, drinking the brew

Drink, drink, drinking the brew

While in the loo with Harry!



 

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"Tut, tut --- hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is *lilac*. I say so in Year with the Yeti." 

--Gilderoy Lockhart, COS



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