{FILK} That Old Snape's Office

[nplyon]

No: HPFGUIDX 43634

I'm on a roll!!  This one is dedicated to Gail.  Congrats on making 
it off moderated status and thanks for inspiring me to write my own 
FILKs!

That Old Snape's Office
(To the tune of "The Old Apartment" by Barenaked Ladies)

Broke into that old Snape's office
This is where he keeps his stuff
Those two boys, Ron and Harry
Will distract Snape while I search
This is where he keeps his stuff

It's Boomslang skin we need
To brew our Polyjuice
I wonder where Snape put it
This place is not very spruce

This is where he keeps his stuff
All his potions ingred'ents
All his nasty, slimy junk
These things belong to him
I think even that nasty funk

Broke into that old Snape's office
During an explo-si-on
Vials and bottles, phials and beakers
And all sorts of other junk
This is where he keeps his stuff

Why does he have this crap?
Why does he never clean?
I think I'd better hurry
Or he'll see me flee the scene

This is where he keeps his stuff
How is all the commotion?
How is all the confusion?
I hope Snape won't see me
And the Boomslang that I've taken 

Now we can go and brew Polyjuice
And become a bunch of Slytherins
And find out if Draco is the Heir
I sure hope so!

This is where he keeps his stuff
Broke into that old Snape's office
Grabbed the Boomslang and I ran
Precious Boomslang, needed Boomslang
For our Polyjuice potion

I want that skin
This is where he keeps his stuff
I want that skin
This is where he keeps his stuff
I want that
skin

~Nicole, who *really* needs to go get some sleep now!