FILK: Greasy!Snape (?)

[Jacqueline Hendries]

No: HPFGUIDX 43638


my songfilk to Frankie Valli's "Grease" - from the movie of the same name. :) I've been working on a full-length movie parody but it's fallen by the wayside since classes started... anyway, just thought I'd volunteer this. :)

 Snape: I saw the mirror and I seen the light 
I got some greasy hair 
I’ve got to wash it, right? 
Yes there’s a danger it will drip on the floor 
If I don’t wring it out, 
I’d slip and fall for sure 

Snape’s backup singers: Grease is the word 

Snape: They say my hair is just the grossest thing 
It’s like an oil slick, 
But makes me, wanna sing 
No I don’t care if students think I’m a slob, 
I think that children suck, 
I want a different job 

Snape’s backup singers: Grease is the word 

Snape: Grease is my hair, is my face, is my voice 
It’s the way that I’m feeling 
Now is the time to make Potter drink poison 
Because from my stores he’s been stealing 

That Potter boy and all his Gryffindor friends 
No matter what I do 
They beat me out in the end 
Oh there’s a chance that I will get him someday 
But Albus favours him 
There’s nothing I can say 

Snape’s backup singers: Back to your hair 
Greasy, his hair, yeah it’s slimy, disgusting 
Snape: It’s none of your business 
Snape’s backup singers: Greasy your hair, and your temperament’s nasty 
And yelling at us, hey, what is this? 

Snape: This is my hair, nothing like it 
I won’t ever spike it (spike it!) 
Even if you dislike it… 
And what are you doing here? 

I saw the mirror and I seen the light 
I got some greasy hair 
But you could be more polite 
Your lips aren’t lying, but this hair is mine 
It’s like a trademark thing 
I call it “super-fine” 

Yes that’s the word 

Snape’s backup singers: Grease is the word, yes the word that you’ve heard 
We’re not kind, but we’re candid 
Yes greasy you are, oh you are, yes you are 
(Snape glares, Backup singers edge away, scared) but I think that it’s time we’ve disbanded 

(lengthy musical interlude in which Snape plays with his hair, putting it up in pigtails, etc, only to get frustrated that nothing seems to be working.) 

Snape: Grease is my hair, is my face, is my voice 
It’s the way that I’m feeling 
Yes greasy’s my life, are my traits, are my potions 
Oh, greasy makes me unappealing 

Snape’s backup singers: Grease is the word 
Is the word 
Is the word 
Is the word 

~*~

Aloha



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