FILK: Three Profs from Hogwarts School are We

[eloiseherisson at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 43792

Inspired by the recent thread on the inadequacies of DADA teaching at 
Hogwarts, Professors Quirrell, Lockhart and 'Moody' present, 

'Three Profs from Hogwarts School are We', 
(to the melody of 'Three Little Maids', from Gilbert and Sullivan's 'The 
Mikado'.)

Prof. Lockhart, you should know, has donned special Japanese robes for the 
occasion and keeps fluttering his eyelashes, in what he seems to think is a 
winning way, from behind his fan. The other two aren't at all impressed by 
this and keep throwing him evil glances.


The Three:

       Three profs from Hogwarts School are we,
       Experts in Dark Arts and sorcery,
       None of us quite what we seem to be,
             Three profs from Hogwarts School!

'Moody':

       I turned my father into a bone (Evil chuckle)

Quirrell:

       I only want the Philosopher's Stone (Evil chuckle)

Lockhart:

       Look at my hair! Have you got a comb? (Flirtatious giggle behind fan)

The Three:

       Three profs from Hogwarts School!

The Three:

       Teachers, whose pupils, all unwary,
       Studying at Hogwarts Seminary,
       Think that we're good; the truth's contrary -
             Three profs from Hogwarts School!
             Three profs from Hogwarts School!


Lockhart:

       One of us just doesn't have a clue!

Quirrell:

       Two of us working for You Know Who!

'Moody':

       Three of us bent on deceiving you!

The Three:

             Three profs from Hogwarts School!
             Three profs from Hogwarts School!


Quirrell:

       From three Hogwarts profs take one away.

Lockhart:

       Two Hogwarts profs remain, and they -

'Moody'

       Didn't survive very long, they say -

The Three:

             Three profs from Hogwarts School!
             Three profs from Hogwarts School!

The Three:

       Teachers whose pupils, all unwary,
       Studying at Hogwarts Seminary, 
       Think that we're good -the truth's contrary - 
             Three profs from Hogwarts School!
             Three profs from Hogwarts School!

Eloise



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