{FILK} 21 Things I Want in a DE

[Nicole L.]

No: HPFGUIDX 43956

(To the tune of 21 Things I Want in a Lover by Alanis
Morissette.)

Dedicated to Fyre Wood because of your fascination
with the dark side.  :)

The Scene: Voldemort and Wormtail are preparing for
the ceremony in the cemetary and the return of the
DEs.  Wormtail starts jamming away at the guitar as
Voldemort bursts into song.


Do you derive joy from hearing Muggles scream?
Is your best friend a dementor at old Azkaban?
When you sleep do you enjoy casting curses in your 
  dreams
But find it more fun to be awake and cast them?
Do you wish to be part of an invasion
But prefer following orders not making them?
Do you know Crucio, Imperio? 
And Avada Kedavra?  And dont believe in Ministries of

  Magic?

These are 21 things that I want in a DE
Each and every category is a true necessity

Do you derive joy from breaking in
And taunting and attacking helpless, innocent
one-year-
  old babies?
Are you faithful? A la true subservience?
Like grave danger?  And have none of your own
opinions?

These are 21 things that I want in a DE
Each and every category is a true necessity
I figure since Im the Dark Lord I can afford to be 
  very picky
These are 21 things I choose to choose in a DE

Im in a hurry I cant wait forever
Im in a rush cuz I cant do this alone
I have no body and theres a lot of pressure
In the meantime Ill capture Harry tomorrow

Are you uninhibited with spells?  Like to cast a whole

  lot?
Up for being experimental?  Are you pathetic?
Are you writhing in great fear whenever Im near?
Are you a huge bigot?

These are 21 things that I want in a DE
Each and every category is a true necessity

These are 21 things that I want in a DE
Each and every category is a true necessity

and are you curious and truly vindictive?

~Nicole


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