Long Time Gone [filk]

[Lilac]

No: HPFGUIDX 44076


LONG TIME GONE

to the tune LONG TIME GONE by the Dixie Chicks

Here's an short sample for Window's Media Player: 

http://www.windowsmedia.com/mg/search.asp?srch=Dixie+Chicks

Dedicated to Gail...see, told ya I'd do it!

 

The Scene: (GOF) Voldy, Wormy and Nagini are sitting in the Riddle's house in front of the fireplace. They are all pretty bored waiting for the events at Hogwarts to play themselves out, so they decide to have a little country jam-session. Wormtail is plucking on the banjo (doing a remarkable job with only four fingers), Nagini is on the fiddle, and Voldy is singing in his high voice about the events that brought him back to his daddy's place.



VOLDY

Daddy was eatin' at the supper table

Grammy and Grampy sittin' there with Dad

I came and opened up a can of whoop-ass

and AK'd them all dead

 

Took off after the dark arts a runnin'

Made it so I'd never buy the farm

Couldn't recognize me, changed my name to Voldy

from there I've been a long time gone

 

Been a long time gone

No, I ain't been to Daddy's since I don't know when

Long time gone

But I had to come back again

 

Harry was sleepin' in old Godric's Hollow

His Momma and Daddy tried to hold me off

They always thought that they'd be together

But I always meant to do 'em harm!

 

Asked me to spare her precious little baby

Me, I had another thought

Killed the Momma then went after Harry

and Lord, I've been a long time gone

 

Been a long time gone

No, I ain't had a body since I don't know when

Long time gone

But I'm gonna get it back again!

 

Now me, I went a floatin' round, trying to find my loyal ones 

Possesin' little snakes and critters, givin' creatures the jitters

Found Quirrell in his prime but he failed me big-time

Wormy's gonna lend a hand to help me get my body back!

 

Now and me and Wormtail came back to Daddy's

Milking Nagini for my hourly snacks 

Broke down Bertha to hear what's a-cookin', 

So a quick plan got dispatched

 

The plan's a little weird, but it ain't LESTRANGE

We're in hidin' so we have to CROUCH

The minister is pro'bly gonna FUDGE 

He'll fudge, he'll fudge, he'll fudge cuz I've been

 

Long time gone

Yeah, Fudge ain't gonna think that I'm back again

Long time gone

Yes, I'm coming back, 

I said a long time gone

No, I ain't AK'd since I don't know when

Long time gone

But I'm coming back again!

 

VOLDY, WORMY AND NAGINI (singing/hissing in three-part harmony)

I said a long time, long time, long time gone

Oh, It's been a long time....

etc.



 

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"Tut, tut --- hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is *lilac*. 

I say so in Year with the Yeti."         --Gilderoy Lockhart, COS



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