It’ll Be AK (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 44383

It'll Be AK

(To the tune of Buddy Holly's That'll Be the Day)

Dedicated to Lilac

Hear the original at 

http://www.wtv-zone.com/ezegoinguy/Buddy.html

The Scene: London, the Late 70s. VOLDEMORT, at the height of his 
reign of terror, sings of his deadly intentions to an intended victim

VOLDEMORT
Well, it'll be AK, and you'll say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the way that I will apply
 You say you're gonna flee, but don't even try 
'Cause it'll be AK, then you'll die

Well you say that you're hatin' all my decimatin'
`Cause my thugs and Eaters worship You-Know-Who
Well, you know I love to juggle killin' wizards 'n' Muggles
And one day, I'll get you too

Well, it'll be AK, and you'll say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the way that I will apply
 You say you're gonna flee, but don't even try 
'Cause it'll be AK, then you'll die

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
Well, it'll be AK, and they'll say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the way that he will apply
They say they're gonna flee, but he's the bad guy 
For once he says AK, then they die

VOLDEMORT
Well, when Voldy made his Mark he made it really Dark
And it's been such a lark, believe you me
They try to implore me when I feel so stormy
But I say, it's R.I.P.

VOLDEMORT & CHORUS
Well, it'll be AK, and you'll say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the curse on which I rely
 You say you're gonna flee, hey, such a wise guy! 
'Cause it'll be AK, then you'll die

CHORUS
Well, that'll be AK, woo hoo
That'll be AK, woo hoo
That'll be AK, woo hoo 
That'll be AK......

   - CMC

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