{FILK} Heir Harry

[Nicole L.]

No: HPFGUIDX 44442

(To the tune of "Prince Ali" from Disney's "Aladdin.")

Dedicated to all the members of BUTTERFLIES (We love
you, Gred and Forge!!)

Ron, Gred, Forge, and Lee Jordan flank Harry and march
down the hallway, chanting:

Make way!  Its Heir Harry!
Say hey!  Its Heir Harry!


Gred and Forge, singing:

Hey, clear the way through the Hogwarts halls!
Hey Cho!
Draco too!
All the guys and dolls!
Oh come!
Be the first from your House to hear his stance!

Hey Flint!
Better split!
Your Quidditch team quit!
Are you gonna fear his glance!

Heir Harry!  Malevolent he!  
Heir of Slytherin
On your knees, begging him please
To hear your plea
Now pack your bags and get out
Or hell make you scream and shout
And trust us, he wont show you one bit of mercy!

Heir Harry!
Nasty is he!
Heir of Slytherin
He could kick your sorry butt undoutedly!

He faced the flying key hordes
Beat McGonagalls chess board
Hes best friends with the Dark Lord
That Heir Harry

Hes got a great heap of golden galleons
Silver sickles
Hes got many more
As for coins of huge denominations
Has he got a few!
Im telling you, counting thems quite a daunting 
  chore!

Heir Harry!  Scary is he, Heir of Slytherin
Lightning scar, avoid a spar
Cause hes deadly
If I were you, Hufflepuff
Id give him all of my stuff
And whimper, grovel, and fear this Heir Harry
 

Sung in counterpoint by various students, led by
Justin Finch-Fletchley:

Theres no question this Harry is heartless
Never lily-livered, never gutless
Harry is a seriously evil wizard
Hes a hexer, hes a fright, a curser!
And dont you dare call him a usurper!
Or he will transfigure you into a lizard!


Hogwarts Students:

He can cast all the Unforgiveables
(He casts those curses.  Those dreaded curses)
When you see him you should turn and flee
(Hes odious, so odious!)
And he plans to get rid of the Muggles
They clear out a path, fear his great wrath
But baddies promise loyalty to Harry!  Heir Harry!


Gred and Forge, capering down the hall pretending to
be terrified of Harry; their song is joined by the
rest of the students at Release some chimaeras,
dragons galore:

Heir Harry!  Spiteful is he!  Harry wizard king
Yes his monsters are a sight fearsome to see!
Wizards and witches its time, Secret Chamber open
wide
Release some chimaeras, dragons galore
Lethifolds and trolls
And a manticore
Acromantula, nundu, demiguise
His quintaped aint pretty!
Cower from Heir Harry!

~Nicole, well on her way toward filking each and every
Disney song.  :)

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