FILK: The Quidditch Cup

marinafrants rusalka at ix.netcom.com
Tue Apr 1 00:26:07 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 54616

The Quidditch Cup
to the tune of "The Monster Mash"

Scene: the Weasley family, along with Harry and Hermione, set out to 
attend the Quidditch Cup.

ARTHUR:
I have some extra tickets which I'm willing to share
For a sporting event quite beyond compare.
So gather 'round this Portkey and hold on tight,
It's gonna be a heck of a night!

BILL, CHARLIE and PERCY:
We'll see the Cup!

HARRY, RON and HERMIONE:
We'll see the Quidditch Cup!

BILL,CHARLIE and PERCY:
The Quidditch Cup!

HARRY,RON and HERMIONE:
Our Seats are *so* high up!

BILL, CHARLIE and PERCY:
We thank our Pop
For fun that doesn't stop,
Here at the Cup!
Here at the Quidditch Cup.

LUDO BAGMAN:
I'm Ludo Bagman, bow before my fame!
I'm going to comment on tonight's big game.
I've got some gold, I want to let it ride,
Who wants to make a wager on the side?

Who'll take my bet?

FRED and GEORGE:
We'll take your Quidditch bet!

BAGMAN:
My Quidditch bet!

FRED and GEORGE:
Some dough we hope to get.

ARTHUR:
Your Mum will fret,
You know she'll be upset,
Yet I will let
You take this crazy bet.

HARRY, RON and HERMIONE:
We've never seen such an exciting match!
They move so fast that we're afraid to watch.
That Viktor Krum, he really is no slouch!
Watch both Seekers dive and-- Ouch!

BAGMAN:
Krum did the Feint!

RON:
Krum did the Wronsky Feint!

BAGMAN:
The Wronsky Feint!

RON:
A piece of cake it ain't!

BAGMAN:
The ladies faint
When he performs that Feint.

RON:
I've no complaint
'Bout seeing the Wronsky Feint.

HARRY:
Those Irish Chasers are the best I've seen,
They move together like a fine machine.
The Bulgarian team was going down in shame
Till Krum put a stop to the game.

FRED and GEORGE:
He caught the Snitch!

HARRY:
Krum caught the Golden Snitch!

FRED and GEORGE:
The Golden Snitch!

HARRY:
An inch above the pitch!
Without a hitch,
Without the slightest glitch!

FRED and GEORGE:
We'll now be rich,
'Cos Viktor caught the Snitch!

Marina
rusalka at ix.netcomd.com





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