FILK: Avada Kedavra

[Tom Marvolo Riddle]

No: HPFGUIDX 54763

I posted this on the OT chatter a while back, but I figured since everyone else is posting their filk here, I want to too.

Avada Kedavra
To the tune of Hakuna Matata 


(Wormtail and Voldemort are simply strolling down the street, singing a happy tune)

WORMTAIL: Avada Kedavra ...	Give the Dark Lord your praise!
LORD VOLDEMORT: Avada Kedavra ...	Cause I'm kind of crazed.
BOTH: It means go kill them all with a simple phrase
It's our Muggle-free philosophy - Avada Kedavra

WORMTAIL: Why, when he was at Hogwarts
VOLDEMORT:  When I was at HogWAAAARRRTS!
WT: He found his social skills had a certain appeal
He could charm people into doing whatever he?d feel
LV: They were innocent souls, though I made them sin.
And it was so cool that I went and changed my skin
And, oh, - the fame! 
(WT: He was a - famed!)
LV: Went and changed my name!
(WT: Oh, what's in a name?)
LV: And people got fainthearted
(WT: How did they feel?)
 LV: every time that I...
WT(spoken): Hold up.  Not in front of Dumbledore!
LV: Oh.  Sorry.

WT: Avada Kedavra ...	Give the Dark Lord your praise!
LV: Avada Kedavra ...	Cause I'm kind of crazed.
BOTH: It means go kill them all with a simple phrase
It's our Muggle free philosophy - Avada Kedavra

Hope you enjoy.  I've loved the filk I've read so far.
--Zach