(FILK) Muggle Son's Blues
Gail Bohacek
gandharvika at hotmail.com
Sat Apr 5 22:04:14 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 54839
_Muggle Son's Blues_
(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Smuggler's Blues_ by Glenn Fry)
Justin Finch-Fletchley (sung just before the Basilisk attacked him):
There's trouble at Hogwarts this year
The writing's on the wall
Filch's cat was petrified
She was found hanging in the hall
Most everyone was shaken
By the message written there
"The Chamber Has Been Opened
Enemies Of The Heir, Beware!"
A grinning Malfoy pushed his way
To the front and said
"You all will be next, Mudbloods!"
And terror began to spread
I just stood there without speaking
My heart was filled with dread
Why does it have to be like this?
There is nothing we can do
Will you listen to my story?
It's the Muggle son's blues
The whispers and the rumors
The gossip and the talk
Walking to and from your classes
Afraid of being stalked
They say that Harry Potter
Was found there at the scene
He'd gotten Mrs. Norris
Because Filch was being mean
The monster from the Chamber
They say it can't be tracked
That first year Colin Creevey -
Now he has been attacked
Must have been annoying Harry
And he wanted to get him back
All the students here at Hogwarts
Wonder if it's true
The evidence is damning
It's the Muggle son's blues
At the Dueling Club last night
In front of everyone
Harry set a snake at me
And spoke in Parseltounge
I must be his next victim
He knows my profile
Ernie gave me this advice
Said, "Lay low for a while"
"My name was down for Eaton,"
I told Harry when we met
The way he egged that snake towards me
Is a sight I won't forget
So although I may be a marked man
He hasn't got me yet
No, not yet
So now you know what it's like
To be standing in my shoes
It's a scary situation
It's the Muggle son's blues
Muggle son's blues
-Gail B.... 2
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