Filk: Dark Wizards

[Jonathan Pessin]

No: HPFGUIDX 54846

To the tune of one of the most-filked songs I've ever seen, Eleanor
Rigby by the Beatles.

Ah, look at all the evil wizards
Ah, look at all the evil wizards. 

Lucius Malfoy, giving a book to the child of his redheaded foe
What did he know? 
Has a son, Draco, who he has taught to have evil and sarcastic wit;
Wow, he's a git!

All the evil wizards,
Where do they all come from?
All the evil wizards,
To whom do they belong? 

Barty Crouch Junior, playing the part of an Auror to teach at the
school;
That isn't cool! 
Alastor Moody, trapped in his trunk so his captor can cut off his
hair,
Tied up down there!

All the evil wizards,
Where do they all come from?
All the evil wizards,
To whom do they belong? 

Tommy M. Riddle, tries to escape any death that one day has to come,
"muggles are scum!"
changes his name now, 'cause he's a jerk and he wants to escape
from the grave, 
really depraved. 

All the evil wizards,
Where do they all come from?
All the evil wizards,
To whom do they belong?

Hobbit_guy, with apologies to all prior filkers and the beatles.


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"You haven't been getting into the Gaffer's home brew again, have
you?"
"No... Well, yes, but that's beside the point."
-Frodo and Bilbo Baggins, Fellowship of the Rings Extended Edition DVD