What do wizards do?
Lindy Brett
moonfleet24 at hotmail.com
Tue Apr 8 22:16:29 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 54983
Regarding the 'What Do Wizards Do?' thread a little while back [and please
bear in mind that I am new here, I've been lurking, hiding overawed, its a
h-uge list, the archives are humoungous . . . - so you have probably
discussed this one ad infinitum too, but I didn't notice - anyway . . . ]
Why do wizards do anything? Magic does the washing up, the knitting, the
travelling, . . .
Snape waves a wand to clear up a mess, in one place, then in another he has
Harry swab the place down by hand. One can see why he did that (Harry is so
irritating), but the point is that cleaning up can be accomplished by a
wand-wave. Cleaning is a cruel and unusual punishment for magic folk. They
have sort of unexpected extras like chasing gnomes out of the gardens, but
they don't have to do the stuff muggles have to do.
Dumbledore can 'draw up' a chair. No need for chair makers then. Can he
'draw up' a carpet? A painting?
The food. Do the house-elves cook it? Or magic it up? The wizzes and witches
put no effort in. Farming - why would a wizard plod around after cows or
sheep? Doesn't he just sit on his rocking chair and wave his wand at the
poor dawg?
Travelling. Its a good job they can't all apparate. All of the realities of
our world collapse when you get instant travel. You don't have to live near
your work - just apparate (and no penalties to using magic in JKR's world,
no magical bounceback as in The Worst Witch or Discworld). Taking the
kiddies to school? Why send them by antiquated train? Except that it's
romantic?
I find the use of magic in Hogwarts an endless puzzle. It can do some
things, and not others. Such detail, but what about sewers? So: can magic do
everything? The jobs that are described are teaching, civil service,
shopkeeping, and sport. No artists are mentioned (ideal occupation once the
cleaning is taken care of), though there are musicians.
Sorry - a slightly grumpy ramble. What I am saying is, when magic does so
much, why bother to go to work, why get up in the morning?
Lindy
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