FILK: Send an Auror

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 55012

Send an Auror
A Filk by Pippin to the tune of Tom Lehrer's "Send the Marines"
(Couldn't find a midi for this one, sorry)
The original  lyrics are at
http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/marines.htm

Mad-eye Moody sings:

When someone makes a move
No wizard would approve,
Who is that responds to Dumbledore?
DADA and M.L.E.,
They help, to some degree,
But first send an Auror!

Though I have lost a leg
Which took me down a peg
I still have my spellcasting blasting wand.
When the Tri-wiz Tournament
Arouses grave concern-ament
What should you do? Send for an Auror!

We know what's  right,
Defenders of the light,
Hogwarts will be protected,
Students' rights respected,
And phony carriage clocks will be detected

The Chamber of Aurors
All hate wizarding wars,
We'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.
Stop calling us all madmen,
We're only offing  bad men.
I've never used a Crucio
Except when there was need to know
They love me everywhere I go,
So when in doubt,
Send an  Auror