FILK: "Big D"

[Haggridd]

No: HPFGUIDX 55198

I seem to be stuck on these novelty songs.  This one is a filk of a 
song of the same name, "Big D", from the Frank Loesser musical "The 
Most Happy Fella."

This filk is dedicated to Amanda, Quickdraw, and all the HP fans in 
the Lone Star state, Texas. ("Big D" in the original song is Dallas.)


                         Big D
SCENE:  The Hut By The Sea;  Hagrid tells Harry about the great 
Hogwarts headmaster.


This man "Big D" I adore.
He's a man of wit and a man of lore.
He is "Big D"; knows the score.
He's the Hogwarts Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore.

You'll love to meet him;
When we get there you'll greet him.
What a treat for you we have in store
When you see "Big D", he's top drawer.
He is "Big D",  favorite of J. K. Rowling, 
"Big D", who enjoys ten pin bowling,*
"Big D", Hogwarts Headmaster, Dumbledore.

They can't defeat him;
Dark Wizards cannot beat him
'Cause they tried and failed in days of yore.
Death Eaters "Big D" does abhor.
He is "Big D", though Fudge might think it tragic,
"Big D" should be Minister of Magic.
"Big D", Hogwarts Headmaster, Dumbledore.

Lucius may browbeat him
But Malfoy can't unseat him
He instills great *esprit de corps*.
With Hogwarts "Big D", has rapport.
He is "Big D", beloved by each student,
"Big D", to attack him's imprudent.
"Big D", Hogwarts Headmaster, Dumbledore.

We love to treat him,
We throw Feasts just to fete him.
When we cheer, well, you should hear us roar.
"Hooray for 'Big D'", now, once more!
He is "Big D", he's the school's best director.
"Big D", he's the Muggles' protector.                 
"Big D", Hogwarts Headmaster, Dumbledore.


*Read his Chocolate Frog card, if you don't believe me. 

-Haggridd