FILK: Aurors, Galleons and Magic

[Meg Demeranville]

No: HPFGUIDX 55382

Auror, Galleons and Magic 
to the song "Lawyers, Guns and Money" by Jimmy Buffett.
 
Scene: Hermione sings to herself in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom while she
waits for Harry and Ron to come back from the Slytherin Common Room. 
 
Hermione: (spoke, slightly yelled) Send Aurors, Galleons and Magic, the
spells have hit the fan. 
 
(Winching to herself as her words echo, Hermione starts to sing)
Well, I used magic on Snape
Just like I said I'd do
Oh, how was I to know
He wasn't out for Harry too?
 
Verse 2:
Now, I'm hiding up at Hogwarts
Well, I took a major risk
Send Aurors, Galleons and Magic,
Harry, get me out of this
 
Bridge:
I'm always treated as a bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place
And I'm down to my last knut
Yes, I'm down to my last knut
Oh, I'm down to my last knut
Yes, I'm down to my last knut
 
Verse 3:
Now I'm hiding in a bathroom
I'm a desperate woman
Send Aurors, Galleons and Magic,
The spells have hit the fan
Send Aurors, Galleons and Magic, 
Send Aurors, Galleons and Magic.
 
(Hearing noises outside the bathroom, Hermione runs to the safety of the
nearest stall
 
Ok, so I firmly resolve to start playing attention in class and actually
listen to my professors. But this song crawled into my head and wouldn't
leave me alone till I wrote it down. And I know I violated all kinds of
Jimmy Buffett rules for FILKing his songs, but I am willing to risk it.
 
--Meg (who promises to stop wearing headphones in class, honest!)
 
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