(FILK) Gilderoy

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 55405







Gilderoy


(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Nowhere Man_ by the Beatles)

Midi is here: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle11.html


Hogwarts Professors:

We don't like Gilderoy
He thinks he's a real playboy
What he does is just annoy
Everybody

Always shares his point of view
Says that he knows what to do
Everyone knows it's not true at all

Gilderoy, it is clear
Such a fake...why's he here?
Gilderoy, all of us can
See right through his ploy

He's a fop, we guarantee
With his smile in Witch Weekly
Gilderoy, he's such a smarmy person

Gilderoy always lies
All his books are plagiarized
Gilderoy, nothing he wrote
Is the real McCoy*

Doesn't have a single clue
Knows not what he's going to do
Cannot even put two and two together

Gilderoy, go away
You're worthless, do not stay
Leave us all, if you did that we
would be filled with joy

We don't like Gilderoy
He thinks he's a real playboy
What he does is just annoy
Everybody

What he does is just annoy everybody
What he does is just annoy everybody


* A U.S. term meaning "genuine"


-Gail B...does anybody remember the Beatles' animated "Yellow Submarine"?  
You know the scene, during this song, where the Nowhere Man is going around 
and around, waving goodbye and weeping as the Beatles are leaving him?  I 
always cry at that scene.

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