Hermione - filk

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 55702

Scene: Hermione in the library, alone, looking up charms and spells 
for Harry to use during the Third Task. She finally slams the book 
down.

Hermione, sung to the tune of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down

I came here and hit the books
To find you some more nifty spells
I ditched an owl from Krum
to keep your bony ass from Hell

I find you and Ron
Playing chess and reading Quidditch books
I give such dirty looks, yeah

I find you and Ron
Playing chess and reading Quidditch books
And I know that if you live
it's up to me
I really don't care, if you ignore me now and then
As long as you respect me as the smart friend

If you don't listen then you
won't make it through the task
You can rely on me or
on old Mad-Eye with his flask
I find the spell to get you through
With my superhuman IQ

Hermione

You say I'm pushy, you say I'm mad
But without me you would be had
Don't you forget that it was me
who set old Snape on fire
You stumbled in and saw those jars
without my logic you would be barred
I grabbed your hand, turned my glass
and back in time we went

If you don't listen then you 
won't make it through the task
You can rely on me or
on old Mad-Eye with his flask
I'll find the spell to get you through
with my superhuman IQ

Hermione
Yeah!!

repeat chorus

Darrin