FILK: Rebuke

[stickbook41]

No: HPFGUIDX 55767

REBUKE
A filk to the tune of "Sir Duke" by Stevie Wonder, on his album Songs 
in the Key of Life.

SCENE:
CoS--HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE are sitting in History of Magic.  They 
are talking about the mysterious voices HARRY's heard.  Outside the 
classroom they can hear PEEVES playing a trumpet.

HERMIONE:
Magic is a world within itself
With a language we all comprehend
HARRY:
That is so easy for you to say
You got a 98% again
(drops voice to a whisper)
In detention with Gilderoy
-He's such a nincompoop-
But I heard right away, to my dismay
That the voice started to move!

RON (to Harry):
Can you hear it all over?
Can you hear it all over, Harry?
(whispers to Hermione):
Can he hear it all over?
Or could it be imaginary?

(PROF BINN's boring lecture is nearly drowned out by PEEVES's trumpet 
outside)

HERMIONE (raising hand):
All the books don't say a single thing
Oh, Professor, please explain this threat
PROF BINNS:
Here are some of Hogwarts' pioneers
And this is legend, let us not forget
There's Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw
And Godric Gryffindor
And with a monster like Sal's hiding out
Guess what the Chamber's for

HARRY (rather loudly):
I can hear it hunting Muggle-borns!
I can hear it all over Hogwarts!
There's a danger that I've got to forewarn!
I can hear it all over Hogwarts!

I can hear it hunting Colin Creevy!
I can hear it all over Hogwarts!
Could that evil person really be me?
I can hear it all over Hogwarts!

(PEEVES suddenly bursts into the classroom with his trumpet)

HARRY (yelling now):
I can hear it hunting Hermione!
I can hear it all over Hogwarts!
Does this have to do with that diary?
I can hear it all over Hogwarts!

Can't you hear it all over?
Can't you hear it all over Hogwarts?
I can hear it all over!
I can hear it all over Hogwarts!

(RON and HERMIONE try very hard to look comforting, but it doesn't 
work so well.  After a while PROF BINNS manages to oust PEEVES and 
his trumpet.)


Cheers!

-stickbook