(FILK) You're So Vain

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 55797

You don't have to guess who this filk is talking about :D



You're so Vain


(A FLIK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _You're So Vain_ by Carly Simon)


Dedicated to Stickbook for his fantabulous Steve Wonder filk


Midi is here:
http://www.bajeca.com/volume/volume.htm

That's a really hip Midi site there, BTW...check it out.



Disillusioned Former Fangirl:

You came into Flourish and Blotts like you were some sort of monarch
Your hat it was set at a jaunty angle
Your robes, the color lilac
Well, you winked your eye at all your fans and flashed a smarmy smile
And all of the witches there wanted your picture
Wanted your picture and...

You're so vain, I've written this filk just to expose you
You're so vain, I've written this filk just to expose you
Yes you, yes you

You had me fooled like all of the rest with all of your great stories
Now that I've met you in real life, how could I have ever believed?
With your foppish style and attitude I learned you were a lie
I had your books, now they're thrown in the garbage
Thrown in the garbage and...

You're so vain, I've written this filk just to expose you
You're so vain, I've written this filk just to expose you
Yes you, yes you

Well, you said you stopped a powerful vampire from doing any more harm
Then you saved a town from the Waga Waga Werewolf by using the Hormorpus 
Charm
Well, you could've made the National Squad
Instead you decided
You'd dedicate your life fighting Dark Forces
Fighting Dark forces and...

You're so vain, I've written this filk just to expose you
You're so vain, I've written this filk just to expose you
Yes you, yes you


-Gail B...who is very surprised that the word "fantabulous" passed through 
her Spell Checker.

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