What's going on under Snape's robes (longish)

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No: HPFGUIDX 74749

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Lisa G <happybluebirdie at y...> 
wrote:
 
> He /had/ to frolic as a kid, I'm sure he was out collecting all
> the crawlies for him to start learning potions. Bringing in all
> sorts of slimy and tentacled thingies, dissecting them, leaving
> leetle bitty entrails on the polished white tile kitchen
> counter, hearing the screams of Mommy Snape to "get in here this
> INSTANT and clean up this mess, you KNOW that salamander bile
> stains the grout!" The neighborhood girls chasing down little
> Sevvie Snape to give his greasy hair a VO5 treatment and put it
> in pigtails, holding him down for the avocado mask....
> 

I guess that sort of counts as frolicking. Not exactly a scene out 
of "The Sound of Music", but probably as close as little Snape ever 
got. Oh, how different things could have been for poor Severus if 
Frauelein Maria had turned up at his dark doorstep with a guitar! I 
bet she would have fixed him up with some "play robes" made out of 
old drapes, and taken him out for a gambol in the countryside. There 
wouldn't have been a fly situation in the house either, for no proper 
Austrian would abide that level of unsanitation!!

Allyson