FILK: Will You Cut Me Tomorrow?

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No: HPFGUIDX 75396

Will You Cut Me Tomorrow?

to the tune of Will You Love Me Tomorrow, written by Gerry Coffin and Carole King

Dedicated to Gail B.

Scene:  Harry in Umbridge's office at midnight, first night of detention

Dolores gave me detention
Her quill's a sadist's invention
Sweet talk can't hide
The evil of her lies
Will she still cut me tomorrow?

Is this a moment's torture
Umbridge's secret pleasure
A night with Snape
Would be a great escape
Will she still cut me tomorrow?

Tonight the lines have faded
I kept my silence through the night
But would that toad be sated
If my hand gushed out blood till morning's light?

I'm missing Keeper tryouts
Didn't write my essay on giants
I asked her once
Now I can't ask again
Will she still cut me tomorrow?

Debbie
whose next project is to learn how to find midis

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