FILK: Isn’t it Ironic

[Phyllis]

No: HPFGUIDX 75925

FILK: Isn't it Ironic

Based on "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette

Hear the original here: http://www.lyricsmp3.net/artbrow/a1972.htm

Our young hero caught the snitch
He won the match but was banned for life that day
It's truth serum put on your tea tray
It's winning the prize when you're already rich
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your Hogsmeade date
It's a trip jinx when you've escaped the raid
It's Hermy's advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mrs. Weasley feared her kids would die
She called it a night and hugged her kids good-bye
She went upstairs to rid the desk of its plight
And as the boggart changed she thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your Hogsmeade date
It's a trip jinx when you've escaped the raid
It's Hermy's advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well Luna has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And Luna has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up 
In your face

Out of the fire when you're already late
A detention because you rose to her bait
It's like waiting for Fry when all you have is Jim Dale 
It's finding the man of my dreams
And then watching him fall through the veil
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think

It's like rain on your Hogsmeade date
It's a trip jinx when you've escaped the raid
It's Hermy's advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Luna has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Luna has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

~Phyllis
who really does love Jim Dale (but it rhymed so well!)