Sibyll Is a Prophet (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 76086

Sibyll Is a Prophet (OOP, Chap. 37)

To the tune of Jonah Was a Prophet, from Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie

You can hear a brief excerpt at:

http://www.bigidea.com/music/soundtracks/jonahmovie.htm

Dedicated to Ginger (fellow Veggie fan)

THE SCENE: The Headmaster's office. DUMBLEDORE tells HARRY the story 
of SIBYLL TRELAWNEY'S first genuine prediction

DUMBLEDORE (recitative, slow): 
Some years ago now, at Hog's Head Inn, I met a gal named Sibyll
And all throughout our interview, she spoke the sheerest drivel
I thought she had no talent, so began to kindly leave her
But then by chance, a sudden trance
Changed me to her believer....

(The music becomes very up-tempo as a full-size hologram of TRELAWNEY 
leaps from out the Pensieve and begins dancing with DUMBLEDORE)

DUMBLEDORE: Sibyll is a prophet!
TRELAWNEY: Ooh, ooh!
DUMBLEDORE: Though she hardly ever got it
TRELAWNEY: Not a clue!
DUMBLEDORE: And she right away forgot it
TRELAWNEY: Dudley-ee-doo!
HARRY: OK, so what's your point!?

TRELAWNEY: 
Predictions of Voldy
I now to you will make boldly
A lad unborn we'll soon behold, he's
The one we must anoint!

DUMBLEDORE: Sibyll is a prophet!
TRELAWNEY & HARRY: Ooh, ooh!
DUMBLEDORE: She was lousy when she taught it
TRELAWNEY & HARRY: Sad, but true!
DUMBLEDORE: But she deserves our plaudits
TRELAWNEY & HARRY: Dudley-ee-doo!
ALL: Let's get right to the point! 

TRELAWNEY: 
`Round Seven-Three-One 
Three-time survivors gonna have a son
He'll show that he's the top Shogun
Whom the Dark Lord can not match
 
DUMBLEDORE
But Voldy's spy was at that inn
When we caught that dude listenin'
We all tossed him out right on his chin
This next part he didn't catch!

TRELAWNEY:
This boy is unique, he'll
Be marked Voldy's equal
And by the seventh sequel
One will the other dispatch!

ALL
Hey! 

HARRY: Sibyll is a prophet!
TRELAWNEY & DUMBLEDORE: Ooh, ooh!
HARRY: I'll never dare to scoff it
TRELAWNEY & DUMBLEDORE: Totally true!
HARRY: She says one of us must off it
TRELAWNEY & DUMBLEDORE Dudley-ee-doo!
ALL: Add exclamation point!

HARRY & DUMBLEDORE: Sibyll is a prophet!
TRELAWNEY: Ooh, ooh!
HARRY & DUMBLEDORE: We can never dare to scoff it
TRELAWNEY: Thank you two!
HARRY & DUMBLEDORE: She says one of us/you must off it
TRELAWNEY: Dudley-ee-doo!
ALL: Triple exclamation point!

DUMBLEDORE  (spoken) However, we were facing quite an interesting 
problem
For the prophecy might have been of you or might have been Longbottom.
But the Dark Lord marked the half-blood, for he saw himself in you --
That's how you obtained your scar that night when Voldy flew! 

TRELAWNEY & DUMBLEDORE: 
Protection from Lily
Has made you very full of the
Thing that's the greatest mystery!
And yes, that is your heart! 

HARRY & DUMBLEDORE: Sibyll is a prophet!
TRELAWNEY: Ooh, ooh!
HARRY & DUMBLEDORE: We can never dare to scoff it!
TRELAWNEY: Totally true!
(Repeat x2) 

HARRY & DUMBLEDORE: Sibyll was a prophet!

    - CMC (who loves filking Trelawney)

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