That's Not News to Luna (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 76268

Luna Lovegood, in her first HP4GU solo.....

That's Not News to Luna

To the tune of When You're Good to Mama, from Chicago

No MIDI or RealAudio, but surely you've seen the movie by now?

Dedicated to Phyllis

THE SCENE: Ravenclaw Common Room. LUNA LOVEGOOD sings the praises of 
her father's periodical. 

LUNA:
Ask any of the readers of Dad's gazette
They'll tell ya how they cherish each vignette 
I love my Dad and all he writes, you see
Because The Quibbler has 
A vast array of curiosities..... 

Fudge is killin' Goblins
Bakin' them in pies
That's not news to Luna 
She sees through his guise

When you see Tornados 
Cheat to win the League 
Whirl that wind to Luna
She loves that intrigue

It says that runes read upside-down
Will tell you what is what 
So, read these runes with Luna and
Turn ears into kumquats
 
Don't you know how Boardman
Really loves to croon?
Sing a song for Luna
She'll sing Luna tunes

If you spy a Crumple
On a Horned Snorkack 
Dump it all on Luna
She'll be on its track

When the old Slashkilter
Gets Umgubular
Just slash one with Luna
She'll slash one of yours!

Those folks who mock at Potter 
Do not know our strategies
Our interview with Potter makes
Umbridge write more decrees

If you have a story
For which there's no proof
Tell it all to Luna
She won't be aloof

So let's avoid confusion
And adopt this simple rule:
Subscribe to The Quibbler
Keep Luna in school! 

  - CMC

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