Grey laundry

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No: HPFGUIDX 76688

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "subrosax99" <subrosax at e...> 
wrote:> 
> When I first read the infamous "underwear scene", all I could think 
> was "please God, let him NOT be wearing those hideous euro-trash 
> bikini underpants!" I prefer to think of Snape as a boxer man. One 
> can only hope that the traumatic humiliation he received at the 
hands 
> of the Marauders at least motivated him to ditch those manky grey 
> drawers in favor of something a bit...cleaner.
> 
> As for the nightshirt, I always pictured it as being similar to 
this 
> awful thing I was given to wear when I was staying in East Berlin. 
> (Back when it was still part of the Evil Empire.) It was distinctly 
> greying, with one sleeve slightly shorter than the other. It had 
> clearly never come into contact with anything remotely resembling 
> fabric softener and though it was clean, it smelled very 
> institutional. In other words, right up Snape's alley. 
> 
> I think I'll go put on some Barry White records and dream about 
Snape 
> and his Stalinist lingerie. I'll contact a mental health facility 
in 
> the morning.
> 
> Allyson

Laura:

Okay, I think we can agree that gray can be a fashion statement, but 
graying is a fashion faux pas...;-)  But then, Snape wouldn't exactly 
be the type to subscribe to GQ, would he?  Lucius and Draco, on the 
other hand...I bet their house-elves (whoever they may be at this 
point) have to learn to give manicures and facials.  *grins*