Grey laundry
melclaros
melclaros at yahoo.com
Tue Aug 12 16:58:48 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 76707
--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Lisa G <happybluebirdie at y...>
wrote:
>
> Oh come now, we all know that Snape is just a closet lush. He's
> got posters of Liza and Babs papering the walls, and when nobody
> is around he sings glorious renditions of 'I Feel Pretty' whilst
> twirling about the floor with a lavish black satin and velvet
> robe, topped off with a stunning pink feather boa. The
> oppressive motherings of the Mary Poppins-esque nanny we all
> just /know/ he had (back in the days when he wore little velvet
> suits, patent leather shoes, knee socks and had curls to his
> sholders) surely left some sort of demented mark.
>
Ten points for bringing Frauline Maria back into Snape's past! *She*
wouldn't put with greying linens. And she *certainly* wouldn't
approve of "euro-trash" bikinis. Not even if they were made out of
the nursery curtains!
Personally, I'm having a wonderful time conjuring up images of Snape
in various undie incarnations. Back before my last HD crash I had a
great pic somone had put together of him in longjohns. And scuffy
slippers.
Melpomene--off in search of that pic. Hoping she *doesn't* find the
one by the same "artist" of Snape in a tutu. Hoping that the artist
does not stumble upon this bikini convo.
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