Grey laundry

melclaros melclaros at yahoo.com
Tue Aug 12 16:58:48 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 76707

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Lisa G <happybluebirdie at y...> 
wrote:
> 
> Oh come now, we all know that Snape is just a closet lush. He's
> got posters of Liza and Babs papering the walls, and when nobody
> is around he sings glorious renditions of 'I Feel Pretty' whilst
> twirling about the floor with a lavish black satin and velvet
> robe, topped off with a stunning pink feather boa. The
> oppressive motherings of the Mary Poppins-esque nanny we all
> just /know/ he had (back in the days when he wore little velvet
> suits, patent leather shoes, knee socks and had curls to his
> sholders) surely left some sort of demented mark.
> 


Ten points for bringing Frauline Maria back into Snape's past! *She* 
wouldn't put with greying linens. And she *certainly* wouldn't 
approve of "euro-trash" bikinis. Not even if they were made out of 
the nursery curtains!

Personally, I'm having a wonderful time conjuring up images of Snape 
in various undie incarnations. Back before my last HD crash I had a 
great pic somone had put together of him in longjohns. And scuffy 
slippers. 

Melpomene--off in search of that pic. Hoping she *doesn't* find the 
one by the same "artist" of Snape in a tutu. Hoping that the artist 
does not stumble upon this bikini convo.







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