FILK - "I Feel Happy"

[Wendy St John]

No: HPFGUIDX 77059

"I Feel Happy"
An OoP "Hogwarts Story" filk to "I Feel Pretty" from the movie "West Side
Story."

(Scene: DOLORES UMBRIDGE is in her office, celebrating her new position as
Hogwarts Headmistress, along with DRACO, CRABBE, GOYLE & PANSY)

DOLORES:
I feel happy!
Oh, so happy,
Dumbledore's gone, and I've got his job!
How I pity,
That white-bearded dingbat of a slob.

I feel cheerful,
Yes, so cheerful,
Hogwarts is now under my control!
I'm headmistress,
Complete subjugation is my goal. 

(DOLORES dances to the mirror and looks at herself, vamping)

See the happy girl in that mirror there:
Who can that new headmistress be?
Such a happy face,
Such a happy job,
Such a happy school,
Such a happy ME!

I'm ecstatic,
Yet pragmatic.
Yes, my antics will soon reach new heights!
I can torment young Harry morning 'till night!

DRACO, CRABBE, GOYLE & PANSY:
Have you met Headmistress Dolores?
She's just taken over the school.
You'll know her the minute you see her:
She's the one who'll be making up all of the rules.

She's in power now,
She'll need no decrees.
Whatever she wants,
She'll do it with ease.

The Gryffindors now
Will all feel the pain.
And points that they lose,
Are Slytherins' gain!

Keep away from her
When her quill's out;
She'll pull her inquisitor 
Skills out!

Wicked and mean,
And rather unkind.
She's headmistress now,
No longer maligned!

DOLORES:
I feel happy,
Oh, so happy,
I accept this postition with glee!
I have proof now,
Of Cornelius's love for me.

I'm elated,
How I've waited,
To be joyful and blissful and blithe!
For I'm sure to become the Minister's wife!

See the happy girl in that mirror there:

DRACO, CRABBE, GOYLE & PANSY:
What mirror where?

DELORES:
Who can that new headmistress be?

DRACO, CRABBE, GOYLE & PANSY:
Which, what, where, whom?

DOLORES:
Such a happy face,
Such a happy job,
Such a happy school,
Such a happy ME!

DRACO:
Such a happy me,

CRABBE & GOYLE:
Such a happy me,

PANSY:
Such a happy me!

ALL:
I'm elated,
How I've waited,
To be joyful and blissful and blithe!
For I'm sure to become the Minister's wife!


:-)
Wendy St. John


Wendy St John
hebrideanblack at earthlink.net