Presenting: SILK GOWNS

[RSFJenny19 at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 77145

Please be nice, I worked for quite some time (ok, fine, it was only an hour 
or so, but it FELT like a long time!!) to come up with this.  I am, however, 
open to suggestions for bettering the acronym :)

What are SILK GOWNS, you ask?
People who believe  in the theory of the:

Suspiciously
Insane
Longbottoms, the
Key is the

Gum
Or
Wrappers that
Neville 
Saves.

You know who you are, out there, you ran back to your other books to find all 
previous references the Droobles (Best) Blowing Gum, noted the Lucius Malfoy 
supports St. Mungo's, saw Bode's death as a sign that things *can* be tampered 
with quite easily in St. Mungo's, and are sure there's a reason Grandma 
Longbottom mentioned that Neville could paper his wall with the gum wrappers he has 
from his mum.

SILK GOWNS potentially has a lot of canon to support it, and I'm going to try 
to gather every bit of it and would love contributions!

~RSFJenny