yet another FILK The OOPS Song

[Randy]

No: HPFGUIDX 77271

This song is sung to the tune of "I am the very model of a Modern 
British General" by Gilbert and Sullivan....


The OOPS Song .... By Randy Estes

I had a dream I'm running down a corridor that's filled with doors.
I sometimes get the feeling that I'm turning into Voldemort.

The Phoenix Order's taking flight,
And Weasley suffers a snake bite
And Hagrid looks a horrid sight.  
Hey, what's that Blueish Shining Light?

The Orders taking me to visit Number 12, Grimmaud Place.
The pictures started screaming when Tonks knocked a troll's leg out 
of place.

The house has elf heads on the wall,
And Percy's not returning calls.
And Harry's about to lose it all 
When Sirius takes no curtain call.

(Background Group starts to sing:)

If you're getting tired of this song.
He's sorry he meant nothing wrong!
But JK Rowling takes too long
Where do these fans of hers belong?

We meet a nasty teacher who keeps trying to take over here.
There's never been a Dark Arts teacher that could last more than one 
year.

The Hogwarts High Inquisitor 
Keeps tabs on Every Professor.
Then shows Trelawney to the door.
And next she's after Dumbledore.

So Harry starts the DA to prepare kids to fight Voldemort.
He had to find something to do. He can't play Quidditch anymore.

And Fred and George start to attack,
While Harry contacts Sirius Black.
And Hagrid brings a Giant back
Before he finally gets the sack!

(Background Group sings...)

If you're getting tired of this song
He's sorry he meant nothing wrong!
But JK Rowling takes too long
We don't know where her fans belong!

Professor Snape was ordered to teach young Harry Occumency.
When Snape was forced to leave the room, Harry saw Snape's worst 
memory!

Where James exposed Snape's underwear
Sirius and Lupin did not care
If Snape's feelings were trampled there.
When Snape found Harry, his teeth were bared!

The Centaurs carry off Umbridge and do things we wish we could see.
Then Harry and the gang go to the Department of Mysteries.

The Death Eaters are waiting there.
The doors keep spinning everywhere.
And Brains go flying through the air
The battle leaves us in dispair.

The Death Eaters try to steal prophecies and then get out of there.
The wands are firing, people shouting, bodies lying everywhere.

Harry and Neville drop the ball.
Voldemorte misses it after all.
And Dumbledore makes Tom look small
And Fudge is forced to believe it all!

(Background Group sings:)

We're not sure where this song belongs
He's sorry he meant nothing wrong
But JK Rowling takes too long
And now we're finished with this song!

(Red Eye Randy bows and falls off the stage...)