Hideous Morning (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 77283

Inspired by Veresna's Ussep Sound of Magic (a CoS musical using the 
Sound of Music score) and Wendy's on-going Hogwarts Story (from West 
Side Story), here's the opening song from a GoF musical I'll be 
working on over the next few weeks, A!Kedavra, based on Rodgers and 
Hammerstein's Oklahoma!

Hideous Morning 

To the tune of Beautiful Morning, from Oklahoma

Dedicated to Haggridd, for all his support

THE SCENE: Before the Riddle House. Enter LORD VOLDEMORT and 
WORMTAIL, the former in an expansive mood.

VOLDEMORT:
There's a bleak dreary home that's my mansion
I've a nostalgic glow for this mansion
I recall the day I first used an AK
When three of my family got blown away

WORMTAIL:
Oh, what a hideous morning
Oh, what a hideous face
I've insidious feelins
Since I've been stuck in this place

VOLDEMORT:
All my minions are schemin' and plottin'
All my minions are schemin' and plottin'
When Hogwarts returns later this Fall we use
A most fiendish plan that involves Polyjuice

Oh, what a dutiful minion
Oh, what a beautiful plan
Run by my dutiful minion
Who got sprung from Azkaban

All my spells conjure up darkest magic
All my spells conjure up darkest magic
Nagini's so sneaky, she don't miss a trick
An' an ol' mumblin' Muggle departs from the Quick
..

(Two hundred miles away, HARRY awakens in a cold sweat)

HARRY
Oh, what a hideous warning
Oh, what a hideous dream
Oh, how my curse scar is burnin'

(He begins writing a letter to Sirius)

I'm so glad Black's on my team
I'm so glad Black's on my team!

   -	CMC

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