FILK: Smells Like Gryffindor Spirit

[junediamanti]

No: HPFGUIDX 77416

Noticing the sudden proliferation of FILKs on the site, what could I 
do, but add my own:

Smells Like Gryffindor Spirit


To the tune of


Oh for God's sake do I need to spell this out?

Scene: Harry is getting behind the idea of the DA.  

This number is the recruiting song.


Harry: Load up on wands and
Bring your friends
It's fun to spell
And just repell
Curse over board
And not allowed
I know, I know
An evil word

Chorus: Hello, hello, how low would you go? (repeat x 4)

Chorus: In this room it's much less dangerous
Here we are now
Go on and train us
Neville: I feel stupid and so dangerous
Chorus: Here we are now
Go on and train us
We are pureblood, Harry train us!
'Gainst the terror, `Gainst the fear-o
Yeah!
Hey!
Hey!

Harry:
I'm best at kicking Voldy's ass
And with a curse I'll always blast
Our little group has always been
The best until the very last

Hello, hello, how low would you go? (x 4 times)

Hermione:
In this room it's much less dangerous 

Chorus: 
Here we are now
Get on and train us
'Gainst the Dark Arts very dangerous 
We are Muggles!   Harry train us!
'Gainst the terror, `Gainst the fear-o
Neville: My lack of skill-o,  of knowledge!
Yeah!

Hey!

Hey!

[Harry does fantastic air guitar solo using wand]

Harry: And I'll forget all about Snape ,
And other things that just make me shake 
I find it hard, it's hard not to mind
That Dumbledore's dropped me out his mind

Hello, hello, how low would you go? (x 4 times)

Chorus:
Dolores Umbridge!
That's too scary!
Forbidden Forest – things so hairy
Here's Filch – looking really lary
Here we are now
Get on and train us
'Gainst the Dark Arts very dangerous 
We are Muggles!   Harry train us!
'Gainst the terror, `Gainst the fear-o
No denial, lets get going
No denial, let s get ready
No denial
No denial


Hope you like it

Jeez you'd better – try listening to the original for 20 minutes or 
so on continuous loop at high  volume.

Actually, going on holiday on Sunday night so really don't give a 
stuff whether you all like it or not!

Cheers

June