A!Kedavra (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 77501

Here's the second (and title) filk from my filk-musical in progress, 
A!Kedavra (I'm in the process of filking the musical Oklahoma to GoF)

A!Kedavra (GoF, Chap. 34)

To the title tune of the musical Oklahoma! By Rodgers and Hammerstein

Dedicated to Gail B. (who will always be a big fish in my book)

THE SCENE: The newly resurrected LORD VOLDEMORT and his CHORUS OF 
DEATH EATERS prepare to rid the world of one HARRY JAMES POTTER.

MCNAIR:
He couldn't pick a better time to be reborn

CRABBE:
Just what good wizard folk all fear and hate.

AVERY:
Right now, little Potter's looking quite forlorn

NOTT:
Soon be livin' in a lifeless state

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
Lifeless state, let's reiterate!
Here then is your ending for The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter joinin' the Invisible Choir
Powers crushin' Harry as the June days fell
Many a jinx and many a spell
Many a hex and many a curse
Only a one that is the most worse



LUCIUS:
A!Kedavra, when the green comes blazing from our wands
When the stench of death fills every breath
With aroma of which we're so fond.
A!Kedavra, your effects are easy to predict
First the vital signs are all flat-lined
And the famous bucket then gets kicked

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
You know we belong to that crew
We're the crew proud to serve You-Know-Who

And when we say
Yeow! Avada-yadda-yay!
We're only sayin'
Potter must die, A!Kedavra,
A!Kedavra, A.K.

VOLDEMORT
A!Kedavra, all of those who my Death Eaters hate
Meet a single blast and breathe their last
And they're carted off to Peter's gate
A!Kedavra, in a duel there is no substitute
With a flick and swish, I'll get my wish
And the Potter lad I'll execute

VOLDEMORT & DEATH EATERS (to HARRY)
You saw Cedric hit by my/his hex
And the ex-Boy Who Lived, you are next!

And when we say
Yeow! Avada-yadda-yay!
We're only sayin'
Potter must die, A!Kedavra,
A!Kedavra, A.K.

(As the duel is about a begin, the DEs began chanting in the 
background)

DEATH EATERS
Davra, davra, davra, davra, davra, davra, davra, davra, davra
..

(But as the duel commences, we hear another voice quickly swelling)

FAWKES (off stage, at first, but then entering with incandescent 
color and light)
Riori, riori, riori, riori, riori, riori, riori, riori, riori, riori, 
riori



FAWKES:
A!Priori, here are facts from which you may deduct
First the wands connect and then eject
Ghosts who'll tell Voldy he's out of luck

GHOSTS OF JAMES & LILY, CEDRIC, BERTHA & FRANK BRYCE
A!Priori, we are back thanks to these magic vibes
Your victim list we all insist
Shall not have the name "Harry" inscribed

We have come here to rescue the boy
And that boy you shall never destroy!

(to HARRY)
On count of three
Yeow! We want you, kid, to flee!
We're only sayin'
Freedom for you, Harry Potter's, a
Portkey away!

HARRY: OK, I'll –
VOLDEMORT: – Nay! –
HARRY: – Stretch –
VOLDEMORT: – No Damn Way! –
HARRY: Oh, Accio!!!!

(HARRY Accio's the Portkey and vanishes)

GHOSTS (joyously)
Yeow! 

    -	CMC

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