Neville's Evil Family ...FILK Rock Opera

[Randy]

No: HPFGUIDX 77916

> > A very old, stooped wizard with a hearing trumpet had shuffled 
to the front of the queue now.
> > "I'm here to see Broderick Bode!" he wheezed.
> > "Ward forty-nine, but I'm afraid you're wasting your time," said 
the witch dismissively.  "He's completely addled, you know, still 
thinks he's a teapot....Next!"
> > 
> > Could this be Great Uncle Algie, delivering the devil's snare??
> 


This Brings to mind the Who's production of "Tommy"

sung to the tune of "Uncle Ernie(Fiddle About)" by Pete Townsend

I'm your Uncle Algie
And I'm doing something Nasty
As I fiddle about, fiddle about!
That guy Broderick 
Is starting to get too close for comfort
Better Fiddle About, Fiddle About!

As Neville's parents think: (sung to the tune of Tommy Can you hear 
me?)

Neville can you hear me?
Please won't you come near me?
I've got something for you
I really do adore you!
Neville
Neville



AS Draco thinks aloud: (sung to the tune of Pinball Wizard)

(BADUUUMMMM!   BADUUUUUUM!)

Ain't seen nothing like him
He can beat my best.
He always gets attention
Loved by all the rest!
I've got to find a way now
To put him to the test!

That Damn Harry Potter
Sure makes me feel so Small!

(danna dant dant danna!!!....)

Sorry 'bout that ... got carried away....
Right then.  

Enter John Cleese
And now for something completely different.....

We leave the Ministry of Magic and enter "the Department of Silly 
Songs displayed over the Internet"

Arrest that man for impersonating a songwriter!!!



>> Right. St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and 
Injuries.  :)  
> Yes, I see the part you mean. Now, let's flip ahead a bit... 
> Yes, it's most likely SOMEONE delivering the Devil's Snare. But 
there's nothing to indicate this is Uncle Algie...