My Homework (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Tue Aug 19 14:49:59 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 77972
I feel a bit bad filking this tune right after Mariner's brilliant
filk on the same song (see #76159), but I was moved by the fact that
HARRY, in addition to all the extraordinary challenges facing him,
has also to deal with that most mundane of academic trials, namely
HOMEWORK!
My Homework
To the tune of Tom Lehrer's My Home Town
Dedicated to Mariner
See the original text and hear a MIDI at:
http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/hometown.htm
THE SCENE: Gryffindor Common Room. Enter HARRY, in an intensely
anxious state
HARRY:
This year I have my OWLS
Should I throw in the towel?
Our teachers have all proven to be jerks
They have dispensed a mega-monumental mass
As my homework.
I cannot help but snore
Before that ghostly bore
Who turns all history to utter murk
And he's assigned another 27 scrolls
As my homework
I remember Snape
Potions was always dreadful and
And it always left my head full
At the end
And there's a branch of magic they call Occlumency
That Snape wants in my brain
I just wish that man felt pain
Professor Minnie M
Will curse like Eminem
If Transfiguration lessons you dare shirk
So after 4 a.m. I'm still transforming cushions
For my homework
Sibyll demands journals
On dreams that we recall
As Umbridge over every lesson lurks
(Shall I no, I think I've had enough detention)
As my homework
And there's also Charms, a class long-taught by Filius
He was never supercilious
Oh no
He showed us just precisely how to hush a crow
But mine still gives a caw
I say there oughta be a law
..
My teachers have a scheme
To stop outlandish dreams
It's working, though it's driving me berserk
If I don't sleep then I can never dream at all,
Thanks to homework!
- CMC
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