Is Umbridge a Half-Breed???

[scooting2win]

No: HPFGUIDX 78102

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "vecseytj" <vecseytj at t...> 
wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "jdr0918" <jdr0918 at h...> 
wrote:
> > <<"James Redmont" wrote:...Also, and excuse me if you think it's 
> > crude (we're all grown-ups here, right?), when Umbridge gets 
back 
> > from the Centaurs, I kept thinking (maybe I'm perverted, I don't 
> > think so, yet this still occurred to me) that she had been, um, 
> > sexually abused by the centaurs as a punishment...ok, raped...>>>
> > 
> > The Sergeant Majorette says:
> > 
> > I thought it was pretty obvious that's exactly what happened, 
and 
> > very mean it was of Ron to make those "clop-clop" 
noises...reminds me 
> > of a scene from "Animal House".
> > 
> > --JDR
> 
> I thought I was the only one thinking this.  I didn't want to 
bring it
> up, 'cause ,rape is ...  well horrible.  But, I didn't feel too bad
> only 'cause she had tried to *kill* Harry with dementors and about 
the
> use the Ak curse on him.  I think she is one rotten apple.  And the
> clop-clop sound Ron made, well, he is always a bit clueless.  And
> don't forget Ron thinks she is *evil* so being nasty to Umbridge is
> just getting a little of his own back.
> Tj

Don't we all have dirty minds, I never thought that, not once, it's 
a childrens book when it comes right down to it. I think she might 
have had the hell stomped out of her, but raped, no, that's just not 
even JKR's style. Give her some credit! I think she was in shock 
from the attack and that part of the book is rather small, so we 
don't know what really happened. It seemed to me that she behaved as 
if she faced dragons not centuars. As I am sure that if she did 
manage to get away from the centuars that she was frightened by more 
then just them, like maybe a giant or what other creatures are in 
the forrest. Lori