Filk: We are the Sister Black

[catherinemckiernan]

No: HPFGUIDX 78266

A filk to Three Little Maids from The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan

Dedicated to trios of sisters everywhere; which Black girl are you?
See, it really is best being the eldest.

Enter the young Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa Black, all three
wearing kimonos and twirling Japanese fans. Bellatrix has managed to
make her outfit very close-fitting and slightly kinky if you like that
kind of thing, Narcissa looks demure, and Andromeda pregnant.

THE THREE
Three little sisters Black are we,
Born of a pure-blood family,
Filled to the brim with wizardry,
	We are the sisters Black!
BELLATRIX
Everything is a source of fun, (Crucio!)
NARCISSA
Nobody's safe once she's begun, (nervous giggle)
ANDROMEDA
She uses Dark Arts we should shun! (throws up)
THE THREE
We are the sisters Black!
Three magic sisters, we are sure we
Are at the heart of this long story,
Bound to our fate be it good or gory - 
We are the sisters Black!
We are the sisters Black!
NARCISSA
One sister dear has a bride's gown donned,
BELLATRIX
All for the lure of his magic wand!
ANDROMEDA
I still think it's weird that she's a blonde.
THE THREE
	We are the sisters Black!
	We are the sisters Black!
NARCISSA
>From three sisters now take one away
BELLATRIX

She has our pure-blood house betrayed
ANDROMEDA
Only Imperius could make me stay!
THE THREE
	We are the sisters Black!
	We are the sisters Black!
Three magic sisters, we are sure we
Are at the heart of this long story,
Bound for a fate be it good or gory - 
We are the sisters Black!
We are the sisters Black!

Catherine McK