FILK: Occlumency

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No: HPFGUIDX 78337

Occlumency
To the tune of "Under the Sea" from Disney's "The Little Mermaid"

SCENE: Harry and Snape reggae their way through their Occlumency 
lessons.

SNAPE:
To learn to rule your emotions,
You must have an iron will.
I may be master of potions,
But that's not my only skill.
I'll give you my expert instructions,
Despite my life-long disdain,
On how to put up obstructions
In what passes for your brain.

Occlumency!  Occlumency!
Potter, you moron, there is a war on,
Listen to me!
If you don't learn, one day you'll find
There's a Dark Lord reading your mind.
Control you need if you're to succeed at
Occlumency!

HARRY
I'm stuck with Snape as my mentor,
Though really it must be said
I'd rather hug a Dementor
Then let him inside my head.
I'm only here under orders
To learn the skill that I lack
To bolster my mental borders
Against Voldemort´s attack

Wo-no, Occlumency!  Occlumency!
It´s such a chore, I´m down on the floor on
My hands and knees.

SNAPE
Dark Lord, he want inside your head,
Occlumency will stop him dead

HARRY (SNAPE)
Still, I´m confessin´ I hate these lessons
In Occlumency (Occlumency).
Occlumency! (Occlumency!)
It is so stiflin´ to have Snape riflin´
In my memory (your memory-ee-ee-ee).
Snapey, he be inside my head,
Maybe he see I´m not my Dad.
Can we stop the hate or is it to late for
Occlumency?

*After Snape is called away by Draco, Harry gives in to temptation 
and peeks into the pensieve.*

HARRY
See James playing games
With Black at his back.
Such berks, watch them smirk
As Snape they attack.
And Pete thinks it´s neat!
They all just apall!
And Remus don´t seem to care.
(Why?)
Who´s there, with red hair?
Oh, crumb! That´s my mum!
Dumb squirt try to flirt,
And she kick his bum!
She sure gave him hell,
That auburn-haired gal,
And all I could do is stare.

*Snape drags Harry out of the Pensieve and chases him out.*

SNAPE
No Occlumency!
Occlumency!
Touching my pensieve will prove expensive,
As you will see.

HARRY
I went and saw what I shouldn´t see.
Snapey, he throw roaches at me
I saw his pants, now I won´t advance
In Occlumency.
He boot my ass right out of his class
In Occlumency.

I should feel bad for making him mad,
But I don´t care, ´cos he´s out of my hair.

SNAPE
Get outta my face, you´re a disgrace at
Occlumency!



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