FILK: Hello, Snuffles

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 78727

The scene - a lonely room on Privet Drive

Hello, Snuffles (to the tune of Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah)

Hello Snuffles, whatcha doing
Since the Voldie Great Renewing?
What's the number? I will phone ya
I'm so sick of hiding here in the begonia.

How's the Burrow? Warm and tender?
Where's Mundungus? On a bender?
I'm behaving, don't remind me.
Please, Godfather, no advice, just come and find me. 

I'm so angry, stuck at Privet.
Think it's easy? Come and live it!
Longer letters, be a pal, Ron.
I'll send Hedwig to help out with beak and tal-on.

Dear Hermione, feeling spellish?
Life with Dudley sure is hellish.
In a play park, on Walk Wisteria
If you "Sonorus" and speak up I'll surely hear ya.

Res-cue me, I'm ready early,
Get me out, I hate the Dursleys,
Don't leave me out in the suburbs, where
I might go barking crazy there. 

Take me home, I'm begging, Molly
Just find me an out-bound trolley.
I can't live with Vernon's Muggle freaks,
I've been here six long weeks. 

Wait a minute, what's that crashing?
Is it robbers come for slashing?
Mad-Eye Moody, without Barty!
It's some friends who organized a rescue party!

Happy faces, here to spring me.
What information did you bring me?
Pack to fly with Tonks and Lupin
Good-by messy room and no more droopin'.


~ Constance Vigilance