Harry's sexual preference

jdr0918 jdr0918 at hotmail.com
Tue Aug 26 05:14:59 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 78791

"darrin_burnett"  wrote:...

And the Sergeant Majorette responds:

<<<If Cho had half an ounce of security, she might get that. Cho's 
failings do not make Harry gay...An experienced guy couldn't deal 
with it, let alone a kid in his first relationship.>>>

She *doesn't* have a half ounce of security. She's a whole year older 
than Harry, give her a break. How much experience does she have? 
Harry's failings don't make Cho a bitch.
 
<<<And I won't even get into Cho defending her rat-bitch friend whose 
 actions drove away Dumbledore and consolidated Umbridge's power over 
the school.>>>

Her friend was trying to protect her mother, a Ministry employee. 
People side with their parents. People defend their friends.

<<<And because Harry doesn't handle all that drama just perfectly, 
he's hopelessly inept at dealing with women, and therefore, most 
likely gay?>>>

He not only doesn't handle the drama perfectly, he doesn't handle the 
fact that other people have dramas at all. He's either gay or a total 
Richard Head.

<<<I'll let you know when I think you're right.>>>

Maybe I should have been more specific about that herbal tea. 
Chamomile. Some of us are getting into the guarana, and we can't have 
that. I say again, chamomile.

If Cho's a bitch, then Harry's gay. Call it a draw.

--JDR ("How can you call Romeo and Juliet" a tragedy? Any story that 
ends up with fewer teenagers than it starts out with can't be a 
tragedy! Freddy Krueger's a hero! He kills teenagers!" -Bobby Slayton)






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