Why Wizards Don't Use Ball-Point Pens (and other Muggle artifacts)

feetmadeofclay feetmadeofclay at yahoo.ca
Fri Aug 29 12:59:16 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 79191

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Woodward, Deirdre" 
<dwoodward at t...> wrote:
> Here's the definitive answer to the Muggle artifact question.
>  
> *clears her throat in a self-important way*
>  
> My theory -- the Truth, really -- is that Wizards don't use Muggle 
artifacts because Muggle artifacts more often than not create trash --
 old cars, throw-away pens, McDonald wrappers, etc. 



Then why not fountain pens which have much better nibs and are far 
easier to use and don't need to be dipped?

Besides Wizards could always tranfigure the garbage into something 
useful.  It must be the ultimate form of recycling.  

Golly  






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