Society for the Practice of Elvish Warfare

[The Journalist]

No: HPFGUIDX 79332

Oh, those little house-elves. With their big floppy ears, and bulging eyes... Cute little things aren't they? 

BUT ARE THEY? Dobby and the other Hogwarts elves seem to pretty well-behaved creatures. They live happily in that Scottish castle, using their "powerful brand of magic" for cleaning and food preparation. They've been treated badly, especially during Voldemort's peak of power, so they should be feeling quite pleased to work under such a nice, forward-thinking man like Dumbledore. 

HOWEVER, isn't it rather probable that we will see the elves use their power for... Evil? They can apparate, they can blow grown wizards off their feet, etc. If elves are required by their honor to do as their masters desire, I suppose it would just be a matter of time before Voldemort gets a whole sack-full and orders them to pop on down to Hogsmeade with him and open fire on Hoggy-Warty-Hogwarts, eh?

-Dan, who thinks the Quibbler ROCKS...

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