FILK: Kreacher Blues

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 86563

Caius says:

> Tops on the HPF to-do list is to complete the Beatles White Album  
> (which will, of course, be retitled The Black Album).

This one is to Yer Blues from that album. Here is the midi: 
http://www.hamienet.com/531.mid

As this is a totally depressing and gloomy blues number, it seemed 
tailor-made for Kreacher.

> Filk Maven First Class status will be awarded to all contributors!

Filk Maven First Class goes directly to Kreacher in this case. All 
these words are his.

Kreacher Blues

"Kreacher is cleaning, lives to serve.
Is it true? Is it Harry Potter?
Stopped the Dark Lord.
Kreacher wonders how he did it."

"My poor mistress, oh how she'd cry
My poor mistress, what would she say
If she knew the scum
Nasty brat of a blood traitor it is."

"Smells like a drain
A criminal to boot.
But she's no better
A nasty blood traitor
Messing up my mistress' house. 
Mudbloods and werewolves
And traitors and thieves." 

"Kreacher said nothing.
He lives to serve
The noble House of Black.
Master was a nasty swine
Not fit to wipe slime
>From his mother's boots.
Ooh Mistress, what would she say."

"Master liked his little joke
A disappointment he was.
O my poor mistress
How she hated him
He broke his mother's heart.
Treasures thrown out
They say he's a murderer, too."


Constance Vigilance, transcriber for blues poet Kreacher